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Thursday, 15 May 2008

  • What are your plans for the summer?

    Once it gets as hot as satans a**hole ill probably head over to the dirty diaper needle infested waters of california to catch a few waves with my nonexistent surfboard i have not bought yet because i STILL have not received my taxes. Its the usual grind every summer. Its either sharing the sun with 200 other banana boat lathered bodies or staying indoors with a/c being the nerd that i am and killing time with photography or mindless entertainment that we call television. Flavooor Flaaave.

       

Wednesday, 14 May 2008

  • What was your worst-ever "fashion crime"? Are you willing to share a photo?


    I was in third grade. My sister was basically where any sort of fashion came from. She made my horrific wardrobes one of which i will never live down, ever. She bought me a purple-like ballerina jumpsuit. Let me describe that in FULL detail. Its a shirt with shrivels at the bottom as well as on the sleeves and it came with long shorts of which also had shrivels at the bottom. Of course i wore this bitchin outfit with my scrunchie 80s socks and reeboks. How cool am i.
  • What is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you?


    I was teasing my supervisor one night that we were working late. I mentioned what i wanted him to buy me. Naturally i was teasing so i mentioned things that are impossible to find. I said, "good luck finding me a duck dodgers in the 24 1/2 century pez dispenser. Oh and i want it inside a black gift box with white polka dots and a red ribbon". He writes it down on his hand with ink that was worn off by the end of the shift. I think to myself, he's going to forget and who can find a dd pez dispenser, seriously? I dont even think they were ever made.

    I come to work the following day. It's time for my lunch break so i head over to the break room to watch television. I flip the light and i find a black gift box with white polka dots and a red ribbon. The first thing that pops into my mind is..wow. He remembered. It was so neatly wrapped i didnt want to ruin it so i start opening it as slow as possible so i can rewrap it back into its original little neat form. I open the box and find a garfield pez dispenser, a slinky, garbage pail kids, a buttload of pop rocks and candy. He knows im a huge candy junkie.

    Honestly nobody has ever paid as much attention to the things i liked as he did. I didnt even know what to say except thank you. He even mentioned making a search for that pez d on ebay. Quite possibly the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.

    Thanks Jerkface.

     

Thursday, 24 January 2008

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